Month: May 2013

Art Inspiring Art

We all go through those times when the writer in us yearns to come out, but our brains just won’t cooperate. It’s frustrating, to say the least.

What drove this man to climb up here? What are his thoughts? (Image via Wikipedia; artwork by Caspar David Friedrich)

What drove this man to climb up here? What are his thoughts? (Image via Wikipedia; artwork by Caspar David Friedrich)

At those times, you can help break through the creative Wall of Silence by letting someone else’s art inspire your art. No, I’m not talking about plagiarism; I’m talking about letting a piece of art speak to you, then just writing down what it says.

It could be anything from an old master’s oil painting to a contemporary glass sculpture. What do you see in the piece? If it’s a painting, what’s in the minds of the people? What were they doing just before or after the artist captured the scene? If it’s a landscape, what has that land experienced throughout the millennia or in its more recent history? How did those random flowers come to be there – are they the only remnants of a lover’s bouquet that took root or a happy homestead now completely erased from the earth?

Image via Wikipedia; artwork by Cezanne.

Image via Wikipedia; artwork by Cezanne.

I know of a woman who was actually inspired to write a short story by a still life painting. For some reason, the fruit came to life in her mind. They developed lives of their own and formed relationships, starting with their “infancy” in the growing stage, then being plucked from their branches or stems in their “adolescence” and taking a crated trip to a foreign country, and finally winding up with their thoughts and interactions in “maturity” while sitting in a bowl on someone’s kitchen table. One of the oranges even tried to make a break for it when he saw his fellow bowl-buddy getting peeled and eaten!

Even if you don’t write a full story, just engaging in the writing process can help you break through that barrier. But you never know – you may just stumble upon a story gem you didn’t even know was lurking in the depths of your creative mind!

Be Careful How You Flash Those Descriptives…

I was reading a take-out restaurant menu when I came across this description – look at the orange word on the first line:

homely vegeterian food menu 2

“Homely” vegetarian food? In America, that would insinuate “plain, unattractive” food. I’m sure that’s not what they were inferring!

But in British English, that would mean “homey” food, like the kind of good home cookin’ grandma would make. In fact, “homely” does have a second, almost opposing American definition in Merriam Webster as “being something familiar with which one is at home”, but that’s a bit of a stretch for a menu listing.

You can see from this example how using a word that’s not quite right could stop readers in their tracks while they try to figure out what you’re saying. And that stops the flow of your story and can – if it happens frequently enough – stop them from reading your work altogether.

While “homely vegetables” might just cause a pause, a snicker, and a raised eyebrow, “homely” used in other less-than-ideal ways would lead to completely wrong impressions:

“She was thrilled with the homely gift he’d given her.” Any red-blooded American woman reading this would wonder why she didn’t kick him out the door!

“His hug gave her that homely feeling, and she knew she could spend the rest of her life with him.” Because “homely” is more commonly used in American language to mean unpleasant or unattractive, an American reader would wonder why an ugly feeling would make her want him at all.

So even though your word choice may be technically correct, it’s always best to think about how your readers will interpret your words. Then your concept and their interpretation will be in sync.

National Day Of… (Go Ahead, Fill In The Blank)

As a writer, it’s fun to include some unusual facts in your books or short stories – things that make your readers say “I didn’t know that!”, “That’s SO cool!”, or just make them smile with new knowledge. And if you’re writing a series, they’ll come to expect – dare I say, even anticipate – these types of surprises with each new novel.

There’s one area that’s rarely thought of in fiction writing, and it can serve as a little comic relief or become one of those eccentricities of an offbeat but lovable character. It can even be the quirk that leaves just the right odd clue pointing directly to the murderer. What is this thing, you ask?

Even I have my own day! (In case you didn't know, it's November 14!)

Even I have my own day!
(In case you didn’t know, National Pickle Day is November 14!)

Awareness days.

Oh sure, we all know about observances like Mother’s Day, Labor Day, and even Bring Your Child To Work Day. But how about those obscure little nuggets like Cellophane Tape Day on May 27, Hug Your Boss Day on August 24 (imagine the situations that could create in your novel!), or National Chocolate Covered Anything Day on December 16? (That last one is something I can really get into!)

Of course, there are more serious observances that you can also use to give a character a sense of purpose or to show that s/he has a soft heart, even if s/he does pull wings off flies for fun. Observances of any kind can be seamlessly woven into almost any story, adding a new gem of information, a chuckle, or raising readers’ awareness in your own way.

While some readers will just enjoy learning something new or discovering that a character has yet another facet to him or her, others will undoubtedly run to their computers to find out more about this strange new bit of knowledge they just learned from you. It might even give them a funny topic to bring up over the dinner table or the next time they meet friends for coffee….and when asked, they’ll say they read it in your book. Win-win!

So maybe the next time friends visit me on May 29, they’ll find a pillow on top of my fridge. After all, May 29 is Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day in both Europe and the US, and I wouldn’t want to miss any opportunity to coax a little good luck my way…. 😉

Wall Street Journal Gaffe

Believe it or not, this typo appeared in the May 20, 2013 Wall Street Journal article, “Considering an Underground Park in New York”. Spell check doesn’t pick things like this up. Yet another glaring example of why everyone who writes needs a proofreader!

Wall Street Journal quote typo

Two To Too Many Misteaks Mistakes Spoil the Story

I wrote a guest blog post about why it’s so important for authors to have at least one “outsider” proofread their work, whether they’re indie or mainstream writers. I started the article with a simple illustrative statement:

“Errers can be distracting.”

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been pulled out of a story because of spelling or grammatical errors. Any time the reader surfaces from the depths of your writing because of mistakes, you’ve created a weak link in the chain of your story. You may even get some negative reviews because of it.

If you think you can count on spell check or grammar check, you’re very optimistic. They can’t pick up on wrong word usage (effect vs. affect, online vs. on line – there are a million of them) and many times their suggested changes are absolutely incorrect.

Spell check once insisted I change “it’s in the living room” to “its in the living room” and “you’re a good distance away” to “your a good distance away”. And grammar check has missed incorrect tense usage and suggested pluralizing words in singular situations. Go figure.

And take a look at this crazy message spell check gave me when I was proofreading a client’s manuscript:

Too many errors

 

It says, “There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in…to continue displaying them.” Imagine if that manuscript hadn’t been professionally proofread and was self published!

A friend sent me an email that also illustrates this; it’s funny, yes, but unfortunately all too true:

Eye halve a spelling chequer; it came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write.  It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite. Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye ran this poem threw it, I’m shore your pleased two no;
Its letter perfect in it’s weigh. My chequer tolled me sew.

So yes, pay attention to the suggestions made by grammar and spell check, but don’t automatically trust them to be correct. Nothing beats a good knowledge of language and word use – or the trained eye of a professional proofreader/editor!

In Defense of Genres

Have you ever met a genre snob? That’s a term that popped into my head as I was talking to someone at a dinner party recently.

It was a very literary group of people, so I opened a conversation with the person next to me by asking one of the first questions any book lover asks: “Who do you read?”

Genre Snob: “Oh, I only read biographies.”

Me: “Really? But there are so many great authors, don’t you feel like you might be missing out by limiting yourself?”

GS: “You learn a lot from biographies.”

Me: “Oh I agree, they’re fascinating, but there’s so much more to experience. Every genre has its own appeal and interest. I love exploring them all.”

GS: “Fiction is a waste of my time.”

Me: “What turned you off to fiction?”

GS: “Nothing. I never bothered reading it. I don’t like wasting time.”

I hadn’t heard the term “genre snob” before, but I found it in the Urban Dictionary. In part, it defines a genre snob as:

“A person who dismisses entire genres of art or entertainment…as being uninteresting, dumb, below them, or just not what they’re into and refuses to partake of their usage.”

So this person wasn’t alone – there are enough people like him that a term was coined to describe them.

Now, I’m a great believer in the philosophy “to each his own”, so if this guy wants to limit himself to one genre, he Genres Graphic (2)certainly has the right to do that. But to me, that’s like cutting a diamond with only one facet. Oh, it’ll still shine, but you won’t get the benefit of a multi-faceted stone that sparkles with every color it can offer. It’s like listening to an entire concert performed with one solo instrument – it’s still beautiful music, but there’s so much more depth from a whole orchestra.

If you read different genres, you’ll most likely find that you have a preference for some and a dislike of others. But at least you’ll have tasted all the different literary ice cream flavors before realizing that you prefer chocolate. Or vanilla. Or mocha java swirl. But to have never even tried anything besides chocolate just doesn’t make sense to me. That’s like painting the whole world one color and never wanting to see the beauty of a rainbow.

Jane Austen took on genre snobbery when she wrote Northanger Abbey around the turn of the 19th century (published posthumously in 1818). She puts a gothic romance novel spin on her story and actually defends such novels through her own personal interjection as well as character dialogue. She pointedly has a well-to-do male character admit his love of gothic romances, much to the surprise of a female character of a lower class level. The female character was embarrassed to admit her addiction to these novels, while the male character saw no reason to hide his own interest in what was generally considered by early 19th century society as unintelligent works.

So read – read everything. Only then can you truly appreciate every color of the rainbow.

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